Taurus the bull. Applicable to those born between the 20th April and 20th May, and apparently with a feisty personality akin to a bull. I would like to think that they are also prone to jumping fences and sneaking off for romantic trysts, or perhaps prone to doing the foot-stomp manoeuvre when they're peeved.
Either way, the horoscope of the Taurus awaits:
- Get in touch with a childhood friend. You'll be surprised at how much you have in common.
- You're going to sleep through your alarm next Thursday. Don't plan anything important.
- If you try and do your Christmas shopping this weekend, you are not going to be able to find a carpark. This applies to all other weekends leading up to Jesus's Birthday also.
- You've dropped an old CD behind your bed. Find it and have a reminiscent dance party.
- Don't try and do your grocery shopping after work today, or you'll find you've forgotten your wallet.
- The government underpaid your tax refund this year. Give them a call to rectify.
- On second thoughts, the pain of calling a government department negates any potential financial reward. Don't bother.
- That girl you met and fell in love with on the weekend? She's a bit crazy (and not in a good way). Go to the beach next weekend and you'll meet an even hotter one that isn't nuts.
- Treat yourself to a massage. It will be the best thing you've done all week.
- Last time you took your car for a service the mechanic didn't put enough oil into it. Give it a check.
- Next Tuesday your work is going to surprise you with a long and arduous meeting you weren't expecting.
- You're looking like you might be feeling a bit seedy early next week. Just sayin'...
- Organise a romantic night in for yourself and your significant other (I'm talking candles, dinner, Barry White and rom-com). You'll be surprised how inexpensive and fantastic a home-date can be.
- You've left $20 in the centre console of your car. Dig it out next time a rainy day comes along.
- Walk a mile in someone else's shoes. Your shoes are getting a bit scuffed and you could use some new ones.
- If you feel like your life could use a change, follow your instinct and change it. There's much more regret to be found in not trying.
- Go skydiving. It is awesome.
- December is a good time to go and collect all the things people borrowed off you months ago. They'll be in a much more 'giving' mood.
- Watch out for the cat when you start up your car next, it is sleeping right behind a rear wheel.
- Don't wear a white shirt next Friday. The orange you eat will squirt juice on your front.
5 more Horoscopes to go, and the year is finished. May you make all your dreams come true.
-E
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